On the other extreme, in the movie, he called The Mole a "'British piece of' shit", despite The Mole being supposedly French. Cartman has made a reputation out of his longing for authority, or "authoritah." Even the most minuscule amount of authority turns Cartman into a pretty abrasive person. Phone: (562) 570-7381. However, he had cried over Kenny's illness before discovering the possibility of making his own "Shakeys". Although he does not get Kyle to suck his balls in reality, he does imagine Kyle sucking the balls of an imaginary Cartman with much enthusiasm at the end of "Imaginationland, Episode III". This clearly shows that Cartman went through Congress for Kenny and reveals that he does not have a healthy way of dealing with the death of his friend. . the Denver Broncos and father of Cartman's arch-rival Scott Tenorman. List of Eric Cartman's Criminal Record. Cartman could be best described as having sadistic personality disorder with passive-aggressive traits, also known as a "Tyrannical Sadist". In the "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" When Stan shows up, drunk, talking to Kyle, it is shown that Cartman is keeping a close eye on them from where he was standing. Cartman seems to be motivated not so much by personal gain as by asserting superiority over others. He is often concocting schemes to make money or fuck with his friens, mostly Kyle. to send a message to an anger management psychologist's wife in mere minutes, making it look like a police report; Cartman had to find the location / number of The Psychologist in order to send the message. Through the help of Butters, Cartman successfully takes control of the time travel machine. Roman CatholicFormer Blaintologist Criminal Record Murder: In " Butt Out ", Cartman stabbed Rob Reiner , essentially killing him. In many episodes Craig competes against Cartman and shows satisfaction when he has advantages. Cartman's obsessive hatred of Kyle above almost all others, has called into question Cartman's deeper feeling for Kyle. Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation Armed Robbery Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon Arson Graverobbing Hate crime Kidnapping and false imprisonment Unlicensed Surgery Terrorism War Crimes Medical Terrorism Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act Piracy Breaking and Entering Credit Fraud and . Find Eric Cartman's phone number, address, and email on Spokeo, the leading online directory for contact information. Cartman has also had encounters with sexual abuse. Cartman "kills" Clyde Frog by slicing him open in several places, and crucifying him to a tree, showing skill with a blade, and enough strength to force sewing needles into a tree; he "kills" Peter Panda by setting him on fire while sleepwalking; he "kills" Muscleman Marc by supposedly boiling him alive; he hooks a bomb collar he apparently made himself onto Wumpletumpkins, showing immense skill with traps and explosives as well as creating and inventing deadly weapons that could be used by the military; and he shoots Polly Prissypants in the head with a magnum revolver several times and using the entire load case of the gun, which was 6 shots total, showing incredible marksmanship, never missing a shot, and always hitting the head and not damaging the chair at all despite the recoil the revolver had. Cartman's perceived stupidity by his friends can be attributed to his sometimes naive, careless behavior. However, in earlier episodes like "Damien" he is able to beat up Kyle. It is quite plausible, however, to assume that Cartman's obsession with his quest stems significantly from his desire to humiliate Kyle, rather than from any homosexual attraction to him. Examples of this include an extremely strong dislike for Family Guy for its lack of character development, plot, or smart humor. Then, Peter Panda is set on fire while Cartman was asleep, which burns his room. However, Cartman seems to have a grasp of cheating strategies (as seen in "Eek, A Penis!".) According to Trey Parker and Matt Stone, his true passion is for all of the show's characters. He has medium-brown hair and a double-chin. The most active family member in Cartman's life is his mother, Liane Cartman. | Scott Winters/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images Related Kyle reprimands Cartman for this, saying that Heidi is a nice girl, and tells him that he should just break up with her instead of creating horrible schemes to get rid of her, adding that she did not deserve to be treated so badly. Cartman also seems to have no qualms about seriously invading Kyle's personal space, as shown in a scene from "ManBearPig" wherein Cartman, while contemplating his hatred for Kyle, looms a mere inch or two from Kyle's face as he sleeps; soon Kyle wakes up and yells, "Dude, get away from me!". At the end of "Kenny Dies", after Cartman revealed his true motives for fighting to lift the ban on stem cell research, to replicate a "Shakey's Pizza" and not to save Kenny's life, Kyle, enraged about this, brutally begins to beat up Cartman, delivering several blows to his chest and a good roundhouse right. A valid government issued ID is required. In "Major Boobage", cats are made illegal because Kenny, along with several other kids around the country, begins using male cat musk as a hallucinogenic drug. However, in "Funnybot", these assumptions were proven incorrect, as it was shown that he was fluent in German, with him proclaiming Drfen wir der Kind dortgeboten? Also in "Jared Has Aides" while Butters got grounded by his parents, Cartman decided to cover for Butters while Stan and Kyle tried to get 4 million dollars when Butters' parents told him they would call him on the phone every hour. TESTABURGER! Where she leaves her estate (valued at $1,000,000) to Eric, citing that all the other family members would have spent it all on crack. In the end of the trilogy's first part, Cartman is seen with a photo of an innocent looking Kyle. When it is revealed that all the Blaintologists are to commit mass suicide in Washington D.C. to further their cause, Cartman becomes overjoyed, even turning on Kyle who did not agree in such an act. He even eventually comes over to check if Kyle is okay, giving Stan a distasteful look. He then dresses up as Hitler and manipulates a group of people, who think that they are simply raising awareness for the movie and Christianity, to join him in an anti-Jew march while chanting in mispronounced German: "Es ist Zeit fr Rache" (It is time for revenge) and "Wir mssen die Juden ausrotten" (We must exterminate the Jews). He has also tried to sell a crashed truck-load of aborted fetuses to the highest-bidding stem cell research center, and even to a restaurant as food. He then made them kidnap all the children in town and hold them in a cage over a pit of lava, but managed to convince them to stop when he was told by Kyle that his case of "Gingervitus" was a prank. In "Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000", when Tolkien constantly mocks Cartman about his weight, and Kyle after provokes him, Cartman throws a rock Tolkien. He later does this again, going off the race track and into a trailer campsite, presumably killing many people. The scene ends with Cartman dragging his finger slowly across Kyle's mouth in the photo, which could be interpreted as an act of lust, this further hints at a confused sexuality. His specialty lies more with weapons than his fists. Everyone seems to be shocked whenever Clyde stands up for Cartman, especially Cartman (one example was in "Marjorine"). He also tells extremely dirty jokes. This "defense", however, does not seem to be impenetrable, as evidenced by "1%". In "1%", someone begins destroying Cartman's toys after he was told to grow up. He killed two Chinese but he was not aiming at them. In the first episode. He physically abuses others, both through his fists and weapons (such as when he hit Tolkien Black and Pip Pirrip with rocks). He also tried at it in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons" when Kyle's kidneys were failing and Cartman, being the only one with Kyle's blood type, demanded a payment of 10 million dollars when Stan begged him to let Kyle have his kidney. Later when his supposedly real motives were revealed, knowing how Cartman typically is, Kyle promptly fights him in Kenny's defense, although Cartman was genuinely distraught over Kenny's illness before and after he learns that he can benefit from it. His birthday was in the. In the episode, Cartman grows frustrated with Heidi for taking so long to get ready when they planned to go to the pumpkin patch together. -Kyle, upon seeing Cartman manipulate the gingers into doing the opposite of what he had previously told them to do in "Ginger Kids". And in the episode, "A Ladder to Heaven", when Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes mistaking them for chocolate milk, leaving Kenny's soul trapped in his body, until the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe". This then prompted Cartman to repeat what he originally told them in Spanish and out of anger he even snatched one of their instruments away and threw it off into the distance. In the episode, "Kenny Dies", Cartman proclaims that Kenny is his best friend among the three boys, but at the end of the episode it is implied that Cartman is Kenny's "worst friend" since he exploited Kenny's illness for personal gain. " Cartmanland " is the sixth episode of the fifth season of the animated television series South Park, and the 71st episode overall. In the Season Twelve episode, "Tonsil Trouble", although Cartman had given Kyle AIDS as punishment for Kyle laughing at him for having HIV, Kyle angrily breaks many of Cartman's toys in reaction. Also, despite their hatred of him, all the kids seem to accept him as a leader because of his ability to manipulate people, and sometimes invite him to social events such as parties and vice versa. Caucasian This milk-sneezing problem is due to a malfunctioning kidney, which Cartman is tricked into donating for transplant, benefiting his friend Kyle, who receives the malfunctioning organ as seen in the episode "Cherokee Hair Tampons". This shows that the two are alike in mental health; homicidal and sadistic, which could be something for them to bond over. In the episode Super Best Friends (Season 5, Episode 3) David Blaine visits South Park and wows everyone with his edgy street magic. His Christian rock group "Faith + 1" sold 1,000,000 copies of its album in the episode "Christian Rock Hard" with the intent of earning a platinum album but according to the Christian Music Association their artists only receive Myrrh for this achievement. In "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics", Cartman sings, "O Holy Night" (despite several interruptions). EVERY SINGLE CRIME CARTMAN HAS COMMITTED IN DETAIL (cartmans criminal record) ACID 94 subscribers Subscribe 432 17K views 1 year ago #ButtersStotch #Butters #Funniest Today I will be going. His most recent use of the weapon was in "PC Principal Final Justice", where he threatens his mother at gunpoint, who soon after reciprocated the action. But, when Cartman wins a myrrh album and discovers that the Christian companies do not give out platinum albums (Christ did not believe in such things, the albums stem from the gifts of the three wise men; they give out gold, frankincense, and myrrh albums), thus meaning he cannot win the bet, he angrily destroys the myrrh album, showing that he did not care how he just made millions of dollars, he just wanted to beat Kyle in a bet. ", Cartman was assigned and paired up with Heidi to take of an egg for a school assignment, later when Cartman broke the egg he begged Ms. Garrison to give her an "A" and give him an "F", this could possibly prove that Cartman cares and has feelings for her, however in later episodes it does not show much of them having a relationship. In "Pandemic 2: The Startling" particularly, it is implied that Stan, Kyle, and Kenny only hang around with Cartman because they cannot find other friends or vice versa; Craig states that everyone at school hates them, of which the boys immediately dismiss. Cartman, though incapable of empathy towards people, exhibits a strong bond with cats despite being a speciesist. It is possible that Kenny is Cartman's only real friend and he does not understand how to react to having such a friend, or the opposite since Stan and Kyle at some points have stated that Kenny is not really their friend and that they do not give a crap about him (although this is usually whenever they want to avoid him for some reason, such as when he had chickenpox). Cartman's song "Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" was joined by all the other classmates (minus Kyle of course), even getting Stan's attention in which Stan actually enjoys the song. And beauuutiful, beauuutiful.). Jimmy is one of the kids that Cartman have manipulated sometimes, and sometimes becomes his rival in "Craig's Gang". Eric Bieniemy had a lengthy arrest record as an active NFL player Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy is a hot name on the coaching carousel, despite a lengthy rap sheet of legal issues as a player. Cartman's hatred of hippies and allergic reaction to liberals could mean that Cartman is a conservative. However, Cartman could have liked the fact that Wendy humiliated Stan. Their first meeting was in "Scott Tenorman Must Die", in which Scott sold Cartman his pubic hair, convincing Cartman it would signify maturity for him. In "It's Christmas in Canada", after Cartman repeatedly threatens to beat Kyle up if they do not get home in time for Christmas, Kyle punches Cartman and he immediately bursts into tears. Focused on her "Emoji Analysis" in "Not Funny", Heidi begins to focus more on her work, rather than Cartman. In "Trapper Keeper" when the cyborg says he has to kill Cartman, Stan asks if he can do it, and prepares to shoot Cartman before the cyborg decides against the idea. This compassion hints that he has not progressed to be a full sociopath. However, during the events of "Chef Goes Nanners", Cartman briefly became an object of affection for Stan's girlfriend Wendy Testaburger. Main Characters. Shelley babysits Cartman in "Cat Orgy", after his mom goes off to attend the Meteor Shower party. South Park: Eric Cartman, Best Of Season 14 - PART 1, South Park: Eric Cartman, Best Of Season 10 PART 3 - Season 11 - PART 1, South Park, Eric Cartman, Butt. Kenny was the only one out of the four main boys (excluding Butters) to enter his theme park, as well as the only one offered a spot in Cartman's southern army. In "Dances with Smurfs", Clyde Frog is seen on the chalkboard in Cartman's morning announcements implying that Cartman has fixed him. In "1%", it is revealed that he is so unhealthy that he single-handedly made the school's average on the Presidential Fitness Test the lowest in the entire country, despite the fact that all of the other students scored average on the test. This empathetic relationship is reserved for cats and not humans; he does not (or more likely chooses not to) recognize a parallel between his cat safe-haven to the history of Jews hiding from Nazi soldiers during the Holocaust, which Kyle points out. According to the creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, they thought it would be impossible to put a character like Archie Bunker on late-20th century television. All felonies and serious misdemeanors that are punishable by over 93 days are required to be reported to the state repository by law enforcement agencies . During the episode "T.M.I. Eric Theodore Cartman In "Wing", he is seen firing an unidentified assault rifle, although he never can land precise shots with it due to the recoil making Cartman flail his arms around, although this is understandable as 9 year olds are not generally intended to use firearms. During the process he compliments Butters on his size. He apparently dreams of humiliating, beating, emotionally destroying or even killing Kyle. According to their mutual friend Jonathan Korty, Trey came up with the name Cartman during a Super Bowl party on 29 January 1995. He has some Dutch and Irish descent, as in "Tom's Rhinoplasty", he mentions that his grandmother (Mabel) is Dutch-Irish. He successfully convinces a group of friends to join him and leads the "expedition". This may show that Cartman is immune to whatever keeps everyone else blinded by the fact that Kenny repeatedly dies. Cartman uncapped in "How to Eat with Your Butt". For example, Cartman could not possibly have killed his stuffed animals while heading downstairs with Tolkien. While many of his male peers think this is funny (especially Kenny), it often causes the girls to despise him. Cartman finds Butters as too boring a nemesis since he will simply accept anything Cartman directs at him, and realizes that in order to have someone with which to argue incessantly again he must get Kyle back. Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in several episodes. Clyde joined Cartman's pirate crew in "Fatbeard". In the future timeline set in South Park: Post Covid, Cartman is supposedly converted into Judaism. He actually believes that girls and women are weaker than men and stupider too. Cartman is also a very good leader as a pirate captain, in "Fatbeard", when he convinces all the Somalian pirates to join his crew, and causes so much trouble to international shipping that the United States Navy had to track him down and kill his crew. Also, in "Imaginationland, Episode II" and "Imaginationland, Episode III", he is talking about how he should take his picture of Kyle sucking his balls. 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